The Yeti Consipracy
A lamb named Marcus has been sent to the slaughter house by a group of children. 14 children at Lydd primary school in London, England have decided the fate of Marcus by a 13:1 vote in favor of the slaughter house. Marcus has been reared by the children at Lydd's since birth. The decision has provoked fury from the children's parents, celebrities, and of course human and animal rights activists. Sounds like PETA has some kids to through blood on now. Even with serious threats being sent to the school and an offer to take the lamp to a safe haven by a popular talk show host, the school has backed the children's decision. Marcus must go....

      No worries thought. The children have also decided that they will use the money earned from Marcus' untimely death to purchase pigs for the school children to raise. Which will then be sold to buy a guillotine to cut out the slaughter house middle man.





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