The Yeti Consipracy
We begin with reports that ABC News have formally apologized to the White House and CNBC after posting on Twitter President Obama's personal opinion on Kanye West's actions at the 2009 VMA Awards.
 Obama: "The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person. She's getting her award. What's he doing up there?"
 Questioner: "Why would he do it?"
 Obama: "He's a jackass."

.....ouch Kanye.

PETA, people for the ethical treatment of animals, has announced that they wish to rent a state prison being closed in Virginia. Their ideas for their new real estate....the nations first chicken empathy museum.
   A spokes woman for PETA says that a former prison is the ideal location for an exhibit of the mistreatment of chickens raised to slaughter.

 Really PETA, that's what you want to spend money on? Well anyway good luck with that and i hope all 17 people that show up to that exhibit leave with chickeny guilt in their hearts.



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